We need a new, post-song mode Elektron Conspiracy theory

Well, Korg has a joystick on the Wavestation and Wavestate.

But of course with scenes A,B, C, D…

And to make it a conspiracy, thre reason it hasn’t been done is because this device would use the same parts and similar software as a time traveling machine. There the government has their eyes and finger on this development very closely.

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The patent drawings for korg’s wavestation containing the large hadron collider did not pass unnoticed.

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I’ve seen bigger.

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I just spit out my hadron.

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Well I think it’s a good size.

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Bring on the MkIII!

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Never had any complaints

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someone get James Hoffmann on this stat

You must do yoga. Got any tips?

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child’s pose is the new shirshasana.

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Way easier than that shirshasana bs. I’m pretty much exclusively a corpse pose practitioner myself.

It’s harder than it looks.

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nice stiff drink will clear that bullshit right up.

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