I got an anonymous tip that mkIII ain’t happening but a new flagship is about to fly…
Where is the downvote button
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you got some money invested in a mkIII betting pool?
a tontine perhaps?
Just trying not to have this place spin out of control, there aren’t many safe havens left in this world
planet is spinning whether you like it or not sir isaac.
people are people
show me proof.
bring it 
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Knobcon is upon us, after all.
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In Agda (a proof assistant using intuitionistic type theory):
People = Set
people-are-people : ∀ {P : People} → P → P
people-are-people p = p
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Which of these will be the next addition to the Digi boxes?
- Kits
- Direct Jump pattern change
- Power Handle
- Lo-fi “OT” mode
0 voters
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…just saw my predictions from one year ago…
well, seems the clock is ticking different in sweden…
…therefor, digitrack will be next years party…
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You’ve got the “keep changing the terms of reference” part of conspiracy theories down, for sure. I’m not as quick on diagrams and memes. In fact, I’m not even sure I reinstalled OmniGraffle (my usual diagram software) the last time I changed laptops (checks: no, in fact, it is not here, further evidence that I have given up attempting to communicate effectively).
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there is no I in the word team, that’s what I was always told as I sat on the bench awaiting my turn which never came.
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That, would actually be an amazing feature 
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whoah. you should get paid to write these.
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Either that or a joystick 
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Mono audio on the Digitakt is a conspiracy to get people to buy 2 Digitakts.
