So… I did a thing. Should be here tomorrow (seller is in the same general area as me).
Found a seller on Reverb who’s supposedly offering brand new Squid’s for $449 (plus tax) and free shipping. I had a thread with them where they insist the unit will be “Brand new, unused/sealed and not refurbished or used”. It’s a little suspect, because the title says ‘Used’, but the the condition is listed as ‘New’. The seller insists it’s a ‘promotion’ and that I’m getting a new unit. Either way, it’s Reverb and I paid with PayPal, so if there’s any issue it’s going right back to them and I have a couple layers of recourse if needed (screenshots documented). The price seems solid, so I’m hoping it works out (even with tax $120 less than most places and same price or less than most 2nd hand units).
Edit: It’s a refurb unit. Seller straight up lied. Should have known better… let’s see what happens from here.