If the hot local singles ad is like: “Hot local singles will be fighting over you if you do this one simple trick” then no I’m not interested and hopefully you’re interested in vomit all over you 
The worst ones are:
Doctors hate this woman for discovering this secret wrinkle removal miracle!
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They assume you are dumb enough to believe you can instantly become 30 years younger by rubbing butter on your armpits 10 days a week.
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They assume and try to convince you that Doctors hate this woman who is cutting into their profits because they are all in it for the money and are trying to take advantage of you
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They are drawing in people who already have these fears (believe the ad) and take advantage of them in the same way they fear. This of course compounds their issue and makes them even worse.
So that’s why it makes me vomit lol