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Do you think it’s a real box up there?
I haven’t seen the vid yet, but no one rolls real (working) stuff on stage anymore……even in a covered environment.
The insurance policy alone to move it is prolly redicukous let alone the possibility of what the elements would have to offer……and apparently you stated it’s rain.

His set had a tight pyro and light routine synced to every beat. So was prepared to some extent. He had a few other synths, v cymbals and digital touchscreen interface setup. No cover or umbrellas in sight. Everything dripping.

you’re saying he made fake props of a modular rig and old synths!?
I need to watch again.

Got a link? The ones I’ve found are already taken down.
I’m just saying no one rolls their priceless synth out there to the elements.
And nothing you see on stage is what you think it is anymore.
No one (well rarely anyone…I could give a few examples) leaves a show to 100k people “to chance” anymore

No link. This Reddit post shows the general concern from the synth freaks. Some echoing @micabeza suspicions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/synthesizers/s/FlZAHfyBXI

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theres the vid:

<edit…crap…wrong link…lemme grab again>

https://www.tiktok.com/@replay_dk594/video/7412390021417749793?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

heres one

I just hope at least his v cymbal hand slaps were real… don’t fake a crash!

My iPhones touchscreen goes on the fritz when I try to scroll whilst washing up.

crashes are the easiest to fake.
people know they come ont he end of phrases…does it doesnt matter…they mentally put in a crash, or some other hit

having done a ton of work w/ broadcast…its all tape. the vocals are occasionally real.
Milli Vanilli took the heat so the rest of us can run.

remember this super bowl performance:

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they even told you they faked it. unashamed.

big tours have been doing this kinda shit for years:
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i saw aphex a few times in the mid 90s
he just walked out with a laptop, pressed the space bar, and laid down on a couch and played playstation for 90min. picked up his laptop after and walked away. people went nuts. he basically gave the finger to the audience the entire time…and they didnt care.

lesson here is, 90% of the time you think what is happening on stage isnt whats happening. people dont risk their 100k$ synths or 100m$ tours to some sort of “chance”
backing tracks are the norm and there is a failover if shit goes south.

the last one that was left to chance and tried to be real was that Grimes set at Coachella…and we all know how we view that one…

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My department’s meetings are finally going back to in-person post-pandemic, and I already desperately miss the ability to put my mic on mute and play soft synth presets in order to soften the impact of the most grating and predictable personalities…

I’m certain the expression on my face was always thoughtful and profound, while I was deciding to add some juno pad or other to my collection of favorites…

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fuck baby shark. sick of that shit it’s in my head rent free.
and fuck cocomelon too.

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The “Verse” markers add insult to injury here.

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Oh God, now I hear it being played in my head on a recorder. Dear God save meeeeeee!!!

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at least they’ve spared us the coda.

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As does See additional lyrics

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I bet you can’t even get a job teaching preschool if you aren’t able to lead a baby shark sing along at the interview.

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i know when i leave things to chance and try to be real, i have some kid off Fiverr set up a playlist of music for me to mime DJing over

Fake it till ya make it

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Never has better advice been rendered to the people

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Fake it til you make it

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I never flagged a comment but I’m about to :angry:

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