Are you feeling a sudden and burning desire to start another thread about how much you want a new MD/MnM/OT MK3?
Got some questions about whether or not a particular thing is relelvant in whatever year it is?
Just can’t help but pop up in unrelated threads to tell everyone how shit you think Syntakt is?
Still have some of that leftover songmode anger you need to blame on something?
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