Met a guy at a party last year who actually described himself as a content creator.
“You know twat is four less syllables…”
I’m impressed by your ability to leave your house, go to a party and talk to someone new. I feel anxious just reading that.
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Hated every second of it
Was full of twats
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Was it worth it for the networking and exposure?
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The term content creator makes me think of this
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They’re lucky I didn’t expose my arse to the lot of them.
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If I introduce myself as a twat, is it then better or worse if someone asks me what kind of content I create?
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Worse for you, better for everyone else.
He looks very studious in those glasses.
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He’s just got them on for the interview at the upscale midtown deli barista counter, they actually hurt his little eyes. He has perfect vision which is how he got through grad school and became properly accredited for a barista position in 2025.
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Shame that girl off of twitter beat him to death really…
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Is twat more hurtful if you pronounce it tw-at instead of tw-aht?
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There’s only one way to pronounce twat.
Fucking Americans man…
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we keep that flag burning round the clock.
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freedom motherfucker.
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this is what the internet is for, everyone else is using it wrong.
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I got my brother and his entire family about to land in 3 hours and stay for 2 weeks with me.
He’s had 15 years to come here, didn’t come to my wedding here, and now he waits until I have a 1 year old and my house is a literal disaster.
He’s born, raised, never left white suburbia Philadelphia, and I dunno if I can cope with people who say “can I have a glass of wudder” at the restaurant or “I didn’t know what I said was off color and culturally inappropriate. I was just making a joke…….”
This is why we give people lei’s at airports. It’s to tag the outsiders.
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Better buy that extra soft toilet paper.
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Pfft. I always buy the extra soft toilet paper.
I treat my butthole with the respect it deserves.
People who buy cheap toilet paper has always been a pet peeve.
Spend the extra 2$. Spoil yourself.
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