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Same, I’m still on the X and it’s as big as I ever want - it barely fits in my hands with a case. I loathe the huge phone trend.
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This thread is volcaphobic.
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Wow, why would you post that? (I didn’t flag you, BTW)
Comedy? 🤷 Perhaps tastes are too refined hereabouts. It’s literally edited from clinical images of how to insert a suppository, not like it’s porn or something.
Bit graphic tho innit? 
I deleted it. Maybe it was a bit much.
Also they were sexy as fuck to look at. Especially the blue one.
A) why didnt you crush his head with your gargantuan hands?
B) Volcas are for looking at, not playing with. Korg got everyone with that.
C) Big knobs are better.
D) A fourth thing so my list isnt made of three things.
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He was too much fun.
Guy came in with about a grands worth of tiny bastard little music toy shit, took one look at my A4 went on about how he could never afford something like that. I think he was pretty confused when I just laughed in his face, Renholm style.
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Fool. He could have bought a sherman.
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You saw Guy? Were you at the Rage show as well?
Not that guy, my guy.
Good move… otherwise your list would have been…tiny.
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I hate all these giant phones. Put one in your pants pocket and it feels like your leg’s in a splint.
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small buttons, big knobs 
I just want to say that I love this thread and the original rant - so good!
It’s not about the size, but what you do with it.