Miserable Git rides again - Why is everything so fucking small?

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More like what you’d prefer?

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Yeah, but without the fucking hippy.

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Someone get this man an OB-Xa.

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That better?

(note the use of two fingers to move that slider).

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All sliders should be big enough for two fingers.

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Or hand-sized:

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Tiny person though, so bollocks.

Probably gonna get fucking jam all over it or something.

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Nah, it’s immense (but could do without the touch screens):

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Flash pricks.

I’d like to see them wheel that fucker out round here. It’d be stripped down and on gumtree in minutes.

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I was taken aback by the size of the Octatrack. Somehow i expected it to be bigger. But i think videos online make things look larger.

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Saves on postage when you sell it

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Can’t sell it if I can’t find the tiny fucking thing.

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I dont really know What you’re talking about twists knobs on TX-6 mixer

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I bet it’s like trying to eat sushi when you’re hammered.

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HAH, actually It’s like eating sushi with a pair of nails

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Throw this on your fancy 55" TV, you miserable git.
https://derkyjadex.github.io/M8WebDisplay/

60", actually.

And I sit right in fucking front of it an’all.

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I would love to hear the original post through a speech synthesis algorithm trained on Bill Burr’s voice

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In that case, better get you one of these too

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