Miserable git has thoughts... "Ableton in a box"

The real question is: What came first, the box or Ableton?

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I want OT in a fox……you can only dream ((

…ableton in a box…was a huge compliment back then when ot was new…
and since the ot is that unique and timeless classic hw instrument by now and always was, i see no reason why that old claim should not still be a valid point…

in fact i bought my first ot in 2012 for this exact reason…i was sick of using ableton on stage…

Chapeau. A true gentleman shows his taste in his choice of instruments as well as in his taste for equisite cuisine!

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ive missed you you grumpy twat

(also, hard agree to all points made)

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I wish Behringer did Ableton in a box, Bableton

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So your saying the ko2 is good for Appleton in a box then?

I wish my laptop had an audio interface mounted on the sides and 8 knobs under the screen

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Behringer’s version might be more like FL Studio in a box…

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I blame Hello Fresh with their “meal in a box” and the aggressive TV ad campaign here in the UK, basically they send you 3 carrots, a sachet of soy sauce and a sausage to make you think you are Heston Blumenthal.
Get a fucking happy meal, its cheaper and you get a toy FFS.

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And their reverb sucks

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Next thing we know they’ll start covering their boxes with that rubber coating, you know to give the premium feel.

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Did some fact checking:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

They don’t even look remotely similar, just goes to show you can’t believe everything you read on the internet. Who knew?

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Conversely I’m OK with coal but can’t stand Matt Black.

Language!

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My guess is it’s a combination of “piece of cake” and “piss easy”

‘Fanny’s your Aunt and Bob’s your Uncle’.

I think that’s a later embellishment of the phrase, not the original

Fanny being vagina

Yep

and Bob being penis.

???

Not sure about the broader context but I’ve always thought it was how the English do the whole ‘birds and the bees’ thing.

Don’t think so

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Only when Fanny and Bob meet down Wetherspoons on a Friday night.

Can someone draw their automation all over my fanny pack? There’s a mouse in there, if needed.

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But I could tell the story again how in Egypt, everybody thought we are DJs.

Me DJing a Digitakt, Sylvia DJing her bass recorder, Amro DJing his voice, Ayman DJing his violin.
I guess.

So nobody did know how to accomodate or handle us or advertise us. Still one of the most amazing times of my live, and amazing concerts. Well, that was the story already :wink:

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I respect you man, but dear god Pot Noodle?. Cmon man, need to step up you’re ramen game. Nissin Noodles all the way.

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