Look Mum No Computer representing UK in Eurovision

Or Richard

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We must try harder to get nil points next year.

Alex Ball might be a little bit too good, but shouldn’t be ruled out.

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What place do you think the Sex Pistols will take if they take part in Eurovision?

John Lydon / PiL tried and failed once to represent Ireland already

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Best song won though.

Proving once again that putting a donk on it assures triumph.

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I love that song as well, such a beautiful tribute to someone he clearly adored.

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Stranger things have happened but they’d need a live singer to enter, it being an actual song contest.

To be fair to the winner, I’ve been wandering round all morning with Bangaranga Bangaranga Bangaranga in my head.

As for the UK, 1 point is the new 0!

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the monomachine will be in no competition.

The only way to get me to watch EV is if Aphex Twin is in with John Lydon singing a song titled “This competition is total crap”

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I’m not personally into Eurovision, but I’d definitely watch a spin-off Eurovision Music Contest - no vocals allowed.

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Singer perfomance with VO6 , et voilĂ 

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How can the UK have an entry in Eurovision because of Brexit? The tangible BBC link to Europe seems more like a loophole.

Australia also participates


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The key is Eurovision which is a satellite broadcast network not European.

You don’t have to be European to be a member.

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hating on eurovision is like saying the god delusion is ur fave book
 just a psa

oh and edit: look mum no computer is fine, but the song was pants

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Israel 2nd place?

Corrupt as FIFA

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well, the only good news is, sam is one of the few that really made some good bux on esc


since, usually, each song that ends out there in the circus arena is written by some pro’s and teams and only in very very rare situations, the artist we hear, the act we watch runs on their own copyrights/publishing terms


eins, zwei, drei
did.

and that is quite a nice bunch of air licensing fees to collect from over 30 state broadcasters over the next two years


roundabout 250 grant for starters minimum


so hey, sam can buy his mum a house AND a computer next year


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no hate at EV, I just don’t watch it. it’s like a tv show stuck on re-enacting abba in the 80s, and I never found abba interesting even then lol

 but on the other hand they do have a fun vibe going on and glad it makes people jolly. I just rather put Hamid Drake on repeat or something. But big respect for LMNC for everything he does.