So I saw this article today https://www.theverge.com/tech/1006712/amazon-about-you-shopping-data for things Amazon knows about you. After checking my About page which was mostly pretty boring, I came across this gem:
“Gradually building audio cable collection”
Amazon, you know me too well. Anyone else have any great Amazon insights you would like to share?
I have 49…but the first 2:
Builds modular synthesizer systems
Prefers modular electronic components
I’m all over the place so Amazon must know fuck all from me.
I’m sure they know more than they say here but lol mine just has the most generic statements imaginable based on like 4 purchases.
I can’t make this shit up! Just got this in the mail! WTF is going on here! Amazon may get others but they are getting me nervous!
lol mine thinks I’m some sort of damn nerd. Like couldn’t be more far from the truth… right everybody?
It’s hilarious that you have adult kids and are getting that. And I have zero children, and I’m getting this 
Building comprehensive audio cable collection
Selects specialized audio cables
Prefers Roland for music equipment
Steadily expanding physical media collection
Collects and listens to vinyl records
Values high-quality physical media
Likely has a garage
Prepares coffee at home
Watches films at home
Prefers premium butter
Spot on in some areas:
I mean c’mon, who doesn’t prefer premium butter.
You’d be surprised. Haha!
Cat Enrichment is cracking me up >.<
For real, butter is one of the few things I just can’t cheap out one.
And toilet paper.
Exactly!
