I have the same top one. Haha!
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This is your calling.
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Plot twist, Sony MDR-7506’s just need a ton of maintenance perhaps? 
Hah, I just got one. My 6 year old loves it !
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My wife opens the bathroom window each morning, hollers “enrichment!” and the cats come running to look out at the chipmunks and birds. True story! I guess she must’ve heard the term somewhere and stuck to it.
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You really should have written out the article title!
“Amazon uses its tracking data to guess whether shoppers have a flat butt and no friends”
“Flat Butt and No Friends”, sounds like a new hit country song. Each Elektronaut could contribute a line. There would be like 50 of us on stage accepting an award at next year’s CMA’s.
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“Focused on workspace ergonomics”
So true. There’s a few that are way off, some that I think amazon thinks too strongly about, but some that are more true than I thought until I see them laid out on a page.
I am curious when Sears introduced the christmas catalog. I remember going through that into the 2000s. Now I wonder if we can extrapolate how long until amazon falls based on when the christmas catalog was introduced.
1890s:
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Love the idea, let’s get it going. I’ll start:
“Got a real flat butt, and my beers getting empty…”
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« Got a fake round butt and my beers getting flat ».
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Seen a waitress with a beer, and she’s tryin’ to tempt me…
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Gotta call up my friends, and let 'em know where I’m at…
I forgot I got no friends, well I guess that’s that…
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Truck won’t start so might as well get tipsy!
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Flat butt & no friends, I’m just a honky tonk gypsy!
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Sitting alone with my dog drinking whiskey!
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Apologies to OP for derailing. Hopefully it gave someone a smile. I do think a (separate) crowdsourced lyric thread would be a fun idea though!
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