Brain, as used for sequencer.
Emkay, for mark, because the person does not understand abbreviations, a needles waste of syllables. I bet their Dr hates them too.
DAW-less or Dawless. Just sounds ignorant and stupid, demonstrates or implies a lack of knowledge of the history of electronic music.
Edit: Even worse, when as is often the case, these are used in the same sentence.
“My emkay2 is my brain when I do a DAW-less jam” 
‘Punchy’ = used to describe every drum machine or sampler ever
‘Snappy’ = used to describe 95% of envelopes, irrespective of speed or shape
Those Fenders with vintage tiny skinny frets in maple boards do feel slippery like butter, and are terrible for me. Turns the guitar in a violin with the worst ergonomics.
Fat thick medium jumbo frets for life.
Converters - when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
“Relevant”
At least it’s not an “Ambient DAW-less jam”
mangle
brain
describing two instruments ‘playing nicely’ with each other, like they are dogs or toddlers or some shit.
Just realized I agree with almost everything in this thread. Am I a grumpy old man now?
That’s irrelevant.
Does relevant still relevant in 2024?
Master.
Slave.
Though, I admit to have used them.
Language is the liquid
That we’re all dissolved in
Good for solving problems
After it creates the problem
“MP”, meaning “MPC”.
Good job. You saved a lot of time by skipping that C.
Is 2024 still relevant?
2024 is so 2020!
“Ableton”, instead of “Live”.
That’s an eloquent way to put it, but this thread (and many others) just read like.: ‘I don’t like thing!’ 
Reading posts will never be the same. I shouldn’t have read this thread.
clone
replica
retro
homage
1:1
I wish that marketing departments would replace “EDM” with “cheesy”. That would make a thing less meh for me.
I’ve also recently learned of gear marketed as “worship” which I find disturbing.
“a techno machine”