Analogue
Game Changer
Moogish
Any more?
6 Likes
“beast” is definitely my top one.
Like if you needed to represent yourself harnessing the power of a mythical creature instead of just being trapped in an unescapable spiral of consumerism like the tool you are.
12 Likes
Steiner Parker Filter.
I know, its not “words”, but if thats inside, im out.
2 Likes
Fire
Instrument (when it’s a computer in a box - and yes, I know I’m being pedantic/an arse, but I’m in a bad mood)
Secret Weapon
1 Like
Gear 
2 Likes
Endless/limitless possibilities
Warm
Shape
Mangle
Find your sound
Transform
Manipulate
AI (no, you mean machine learning)
Allows (no, you mean enables)
8 Likes
anything beyond technical description can feel a little sketchy to me. anything that feels like it is written by ai i.e. word soup/word salad type descriptions
3 Likes
Damp
Bready
Cromulent
16 Likes
bleeps and bloops
fart machine
cold / warm
rubbery
wooden
plastic sound
lifeless
daw in a box
standalone
6 Likes
USB powered ( ho my god will be noisy )
Companion apps ( ok in 5 years won’t work)
Lion Battery powered ( so in 3 year it’s a not portable one because battery won’t be available anymore )
1 Like
sketchpad
10 Likes
It ticks all the boxes!
Especially if pronounced with a slightly Austrian accent 
5 Likes
Cold/ Warm
Thin/ Thick
Digital, when used a pejorative
Analogue, when used as a superlative/ preferential to digital
Game-changer/ revolutionary
Sketchpad
Powerful
Chewy, usually when referencing chorus (this one actually makes me uncomfortable for some reason)
4 Likes
- Fat
- SuperAnalog
- Analog in plugins
3 Likes
one to rule them all
5 Likes
DAW-less
8 Likes
Flagship
Brain
4 Likes
“xxxx send me this unit, but they are not paying me to make this video”
Run. You’re about to watch a YouTube sponsored infomercial.
Any words used are biased to avoid compromises.
2 Likes
Meh you out
20 Likes
In general, this one is weird to me when describing an instrument on its own. Any instrument can sound “lush” with enough processing, and it’s a descriptor I actually don’t mind in the context of a full song.
2 Likes