“the wurst of times”
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Leycheesetershire
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Check out the first track on ryan’s bandcamp to see the inspiration for this genius marketing scheme.
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I only wipe with literature, it’s the only way to get your money’s worth out of a bad novel.
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Lol
“Hey bro! What’chu wiping with these days?”
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With what else? Pulp fiction.
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That would be a pretty funny premise for a sci-fi thriller.
An alien comes to earth to bring peace and advanced knowledge, upon visiting they get attacked by a shark, and seek vengeance by trying to destroy the world.
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the sharknado franchise probably already owns the intellectual property rights to that premise.
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Next best option would be a bear attack, but that’s probably owned by Cocaine Bear.
Has anything been done with Kangaroos?
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Or Llamas?
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or Le Mans.
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You silly brah
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I have chronic ensharkulitis.
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Of the Metagalactic kind?
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