I tried to tackle the “your snare sounds like shit” problem, and did kinda succeed IMO! (on these headphones at least). Trick is to layer two sounds to make the snare - much better!
MX MC006.syx (25.2 KB)
So m:c can haz EREKTLO! boogie down 
EDIT: tweaked the pattn a bit, twice LOL! Now I think the bassline has the right pitch and ratio 