better than the fecal position.
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Yeah! That one is shit!
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Not to mention, I’m a bad wiper!
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Captioning this never gets old……
I dunno where people get this microdosing measurement from.
My oyster pic is a microdose.
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The only time I threw a cop to the ground was as a 17yo peacefully telling him to fuck off for pushing my friend off his BMX. The cop turned to me grabbed me by the upper arms and took a step back to do a foot sweep. Unfortunately for him my Dad and some very good Judo and Karate teachers had been teaching me how to counter that sort of technique. I took a sharp step back while rotating my upper torso 90 degrees just before his foot was due to hit my knee and the poor guy fell flat on his back. Plenty of witnesses, he brushed himself off and shouted some bull shit, got back in his car and left us to playing on our bikes.
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So… you’re a lover, not a wiper?
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Real lovers rinse.
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The turd is mine, mine, mine. 
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Let’s be whingers, not cringers.
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Is it possible to have a thread on this forum invoking the TV that doesn’t devolve into some kind of absolute shitshow? Seriously, I don’t understand. Every. Single. Thread. where it is mentioned, except this one, turns into a nightmare. I don’t think there’s another topic outside the obviously controversial ones that gets people so heated. The thread doesn’t even have to be about the TV, it gets mentioned and people start foaming at the mouth.
I’m not interested in the device, I don’t really care about it, but what the actual fuck?
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Obviously not. It’s objectively observable and just… weird. And who the hell are these people in those threads, feels like Reddit bots.
However the TV shitshow is inversely proportional to the OTmk3 threads so let’s call it even?
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That why do you need slices thread made me feel like we should just shut it all down. It’s been a good run
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That’s the thread I came from when I posted my little rant. Just. Fuck, people.
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I can’t approve this message! Last time I did that I had kids and they refuse to leave. Honestly, I think they might have squatter rights at this point! Fuck!
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My wife just asked me,
“Can you use your finger to touch that meat and tell me how warm it is.”
I obliged.
The meat was leftover meatloaf that had just come out of the oven.
I don’t know where else to share this, so deal with it. Thank you for reading.
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dear penthouse forum:
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Oh fuck, did I post that on ‘nauts? 
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