Miserable Git rides again - Why is everything so fucking small?

In fitting with the thread, it was a small rant.

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I think this thread would be more appropriate and fair if it were called “why are my hands so fucking big?!” because really it’s his own fault right? :nerd_face:

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Inflammatory Arthritis’s fault, actually.

I look like I’m at the fucking wrestling.

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Do you go around in a red leotard and call your self Big Daddy?

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Yes.

But that’s for another thread.

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Hang on, it were Blue. And his real name was Shirley. Is your real name Shirley?

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Surely you jest….

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I’ve never been able to discern how furniture feels, but that stool looks nervous.

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Yeah furnitempathy is a rare gift. Possibley lost along with the time when wrestlers were just big fat gits called Shirley.

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It’s no wonder I’m such a fat bastard, growing up, our sporting heros were people like Big daddy, Eric Bristow, Ian Botham and Willie Thorne.

I stopped watching snooker when they stopped letting the players have a beer during the game.

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Damm straight.

Watching Higgins sink Gin and Tonics all afternoon on a sunday and win , tidy. Darts was fucking cool as well. Until they stopped letting them get smashed.

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And football was much better when everyone playing was out of their faces.

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Ah, the days when sideburns were preferred over tattoos.

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Same can be said for Formula 1.

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Watching the Canadian snooker player Bill Werbineuk downing pint after pint whilst smoking Embassy no1 in the World Snooker was one of the highlights of the year.

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IS IT NOT A BIT FRIVOLOUS TO USE LOWERCASE IN THIS THREAD? a

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Yeah man. And all the cool experimental shit they did in the 70/80s, Tyrell P34 and the Brabhams BT46B. ( I had a scalextrix BT46B, it was my favourite when I was a kid)

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A child of the 70’s ??

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80s

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