In fitting with the thread, it was a small rant.
I think this thread would be more appropriate and fair if it were called “why are my hands so fucking big?!” because really it’s his own fault right? 
Inflammatory Arthritis’s fault, actually.
I look like I’m at the fucking wrestling.
Do you go around in a red leotard and call your self Big Daddy?
Yes.
But that’s for another thread.
Hang on, it were Blue. And his real name was Shirley. Is your real name Shirley?

Surely you jest….
I’ve never been able to discern how furniture feels, but that stool looks nervous.
Yeah furnitempathy is a rare gift. Possibley lost along with the time when wrestlers were just big fat gits called Shirley.
It’s no wonder I’m such a fat bastard, growing up, our sporting heros were people like Big daddy, Eric Bristow, Ian Botham and Willie Thorne.
I stopped watching snooker when they stopped letting the players have a beer during the game.
Damm straight.
Watching Higgins sink Gin and Tonics all afternoon on a sunday and win , tidy. Darts was fucking cool as well. Until they stopped letting them get smashed.
And football was much better when everyone playing was out of their faces.
Ah, the days when sideburns were preferred over tattoos.
Same can be said for Formula 1.
Watching the Canadian snooker player Bill Werbineuk downing pint after pint whilst smoking Embassy no1 in the World Snooker was one of the highlights of the year.
IS IT NOT A BIT FRIVOLOUS TO USE LOWERCASE IN THIS THREAD? a
Yeah man. And all the cool experimental shit they did in the 70/80s, Tyrell P34 and the Brabhams BT46B. ( I had a scalextrix BT46B, it was my favourite when I was a kid)
A child of the 70’s ??
80s

