As per the thread title… anyone applied for a job at Elektron?
Any thoughts, experiences etc, did you get the job?
Did they make you eat boxes and boxes of chokladflarn? (I’ve got a world class skillset in this department)
Feel free to pm if you’d rather not comment publicly…
…who said chocolate!? 
My sources who work at Elektron have informed me that there is always, at every point in time, a minimum of six boxes in the kitchen.
If that number ever drops below six, all work is stopped, and all employees head out to get some more.
Kind of like a fire drill or something 
…soo…does that mean that once in a while, the entire office is completely empty!?
…So that the five boxes of chocolate are left unguarded?
You haven’t seen photos of Elektron HQ?
This is the kitchen door…
you ought to see the door to the product development room. its adjacent security portal first requires you to negotiate a top-level screen of Frogger, and if you succeed it laughs mirthlessly and demands a password you don’t possess.
the coffee machine is really wonky.
Fuck that noise.
No coffee, no work.
…rright, someone ate all the naturgodis! whaat the…
you ought to see the door to the product development room. its adjacent security portal first requires you to negotiate a top-level screen of Frogger, and if you succeed it laughs mirthlessly and demands a password you don’t possess. [/quote]
Pah… thats a walk in the park.
