Way less convoluted solution provided below and I’m thankful for it PHWEW
All it took was to send the midi out of Ableton over to another PC running Touchdesigner via rtpMidi where I made a network that renames midi notes and reassigns them to different channels.
Sounds like a pain right? It was. But it was worth it. I love using the note repeat feature on the push and the velocity-sensitive pads.
If for some strange reason you want to do the same let me know and ill upload the TD file. This will run on the free version.
Cheers.
as pointed out below you can achieve all of this like a sane person and just add a external instrument plug to a drum pad on the drum rack and select your channel fml*