Most people think the jokes in this thread are terrible, but I’m all forum.
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra…
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So I finally took the plunge and bought a pool
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A friend told me about a new business idea selling planes without wings. I said it would never take off.
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Does a cloned sheep have a RAM interface?
My self criticism is mediocre at best.
(Richard Herring)
‘Patronising’, that means talking down to people.
(Graeme Garden)
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I’ll just refer to Mitch Hedberg’s endless stream of oneliners. 
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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How did Andrew Ridgeley get to the hospital?
In a Whambulance.
I’ll get my coat.
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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“There are three types of people in this world - those who can count and those who cannot count”.
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Son: Daddy tell me about when I was born.
Dad: Well son it all started when Walgreens wouldn’t take a check.
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Earlier in the year I was up late watching the Oscar’s.
Then Mrs Oscar pulled the curtains, so I just went to bed.
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There are 10 types of people in this world- those that understand binary and those that don’t
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There are two types of people in this world-
Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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an oldie but a
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Me and my armchair. We go way back.
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There are two types of people in this world. Those that finish what they start.
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