I’m having that!
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Did you come up with that one? Because that is so brilliant!
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Actually, yeah 
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Which side of a dog has more hair than the other?
Answer
The outside…
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Lol
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Q. What’s the difference between a market trader and a dachshund?
A. One bawls his wears out on the pavement and the other one…….
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“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
(Continue this until just before they get frustrated enough to give up…)
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Philip Glass.”
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I am a music producer
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There are 10 different types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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I saw this on a shirt once (paraphrasing due to poor memory:
“There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate results from incomplete data…”
EDIT: should mention that when I told that joke to my friend later that day, he said “so who are the other people”. I just laughed. I still think he doesn’t get it :)"
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My guitar shop has just been shut by the local council.
Apparently ‘Sexy Fenders’ isn’t a good name.
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I have the ultimate knock knock joke.
Someone else start it, please
knock knock
Who’s there?
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Sorry 
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Group leader at the plastic surgery anonymous meeting
“Well, hello everyone…I see a lot of new faces today”
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What did the inflatable headteacher of the inflatable school say to the inflatable boy when he took a drawing pin into school?
“You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down and you’ve let yourself down…”
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Inflatable boy responds: You have blown this whole thing out of proportion.
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