Can Anyone Lend Me £15K?

https://www.bonhams.com/auctions/26708/lot/95/?fbclid=IwAR0xtgjkxIEzTGrVrCFxfAFN3xfV9dcAAt3th7CPbAsK-4UaCUtwskRCJa4#/

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Every time I see a VCS3 going for an astronomical price, I think “It’s sooo not worth that much money” and then I realise mine is still sitting here despite any such valuation, so I guess it must be, or I’d have felt compelled to cash in.

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I’ll borrow it if you’re not using it.

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Be honest Scot. Thats yours up for sale for 15 boobies :slight_smile:

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If it were, I’d be wondering why I forgot to add in my DK2 keyboard for another 5 boobies. :kissing_heart:

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I love the ‘Knockoff’ description. Not clone, knockoff!

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Sure, no problem. Just send me your account number, social security number and a copy of your passport! :wink:

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Account number: 86571…wait, are you having me on?

I wouldn’t spend £15k on one, I have sooooo many other things that I need (that you could also buy me :laughing:)!

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@Native_Layer join up at #onlyfans? :laughing:

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Let’s start an alternative site for the synth geeks. Lonelyfans!

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this one confuses me. the link says “Reproduction of original VCS3 circuitry designed in 1970” but I’ve read elsewhere that they confirmed nothing internally would be Synthi-like at all.

Of course not. It happens to be that a relative of yours, mr Alfred _Layer has passed away, and left you a large fortune.

As soon as I get your information my assistant will contact you. But there will be a “small fee in advance” to be able to release your funds. No scamming! I promise! :wink:

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MoogyFans (dependent on your pronunciation)?
And another thing, Moog are having their cake and eating it.
if Moog was pronounced Mowg, what about Mowgerfowgers?

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I only want to touch synths I feel an intellectual connection with, does that make me sapiosynthual?

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  • Analog synthesizer with triple VCO design
  • Reproduction of original “VCS3” circuitry designed in 1970
  • Analog signal path with VCO, VCF and VCA
  • VCOs featuring multi-turn knobs for precise frequency control
  • Variable oscillator shapes with variable pulse widths
  • 24 dB low pass filter with resonance
  • 16 x 16 pin patch bay serves as signal routing matrix by inserting pins into holes
  • Ring modulator
  • Dedicated analog triangle/square wave LFO
  • Noise generator
  • Two-axis joystick performance controller
  • 42 controls for direct and real-time access to all important parameters
  • External audio inputs for processing external sound sources
  • MIDI implementation with MIDI channel and Voice Priority selection

Im not an expert on these things but i think its just semantics. All the bullet points seem to cover most bases and it will look the same mostly. Put it his way if owned an original I would be selling very quickly if i wanted to make a few bucks .

nah, they’ll probably still increase in value as they have been for years. generally the clones have had that effect. the only exception being the re-issues Korg has done (ARP, and their own).

anyway, it’ll be interesting if it does actually have VCS3-cloned circuitry inside. that’s one thing people wish Erica had done with the Syntrx.

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I lust for MANY different synths in life, but never felt any urge at all for a VCS3.

Any good rehab centers for this, preferably in Scandinavia?

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