So, I had a few beers yesterday and ended up doing dubstep and singing a song about masturbation.
Analog Four, Octatrack, Ambika, Big Sky, Zoom 1201, old Stanton headphones used as a microphone.
I think I have crossed some kind of a line here. I suppose it’s a subject that’s not appropriate to deal with in a pop song form.
Anyways, here are the lyrics, as my vocal delivery isn’t the greatest.
[i]I like to touch myself
When I’m alone at night
Can you feel it
And I mean it
In the night
I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
Aah
I like touching myself
In the bottom area of my body
You know what I mean
Yeah, I’m talking about penis
I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
Can you feel it
And by it I mean your man parts
The part between your legs
The big part
At least in my case
Ten inches and counting
Aah
During that little break
I was touching myself
I do it every night
Yeah, that’s right
Oh yeah
This song is about touching yourself
In your private area
Oh yeah
Can you feel the bass?
I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
Yeah
Alone
I like to touch myself
When I’m alone in the night
Oh yeah
I know you all do it
I know it
I have seen the pictures
The ones you took yourself
Alone in the night
I have seen them
I like to touch myself
In the night when I’m alone
I like to touch myself
In the night when I’m alone[/i]
Lovin’ every second of it! 
I imagine you performed this after 10pm and way too loud, shocking the neighbours.
I think it was about midnight… I was using headphones though, so only my singing was audible. I hope the neighbours didn’t hear the lyrics!
You need to do another version with female vocals, bit of video footage of short skirts & hotpants, maybe a shower scene, & you’ve got a hit 
That would totally change the song from creepy to sexy though…
Hmmm, artistic integrity vs. making a few million bucks?
Where’s the “Like” button… Oh never mind, lol