i don´t seee your point.
Even not when just meant as a joke which i think it was.
these few boxes make a DAW feel like a real hardware synth
( i use Live MAINLY as a by me freely patchable (edit)"Piano/E-Piano/Synth- workstation" respectivly "sample play" workstation.
incorporating also FX ofcourse.
its quite awesome !
( i´m back to using ITB for music since just a few months after a 10 years + abstinence from it )
the trick here is to tinker yourself some shelfs together to get a perfect ergonomy which i achived btw.
do not make jokes on that, haha