Jobs are shit, yeah…
The vast majority of us don’t really like our jobs (and why should we?). For most of us, jobs are a necessary evil, to be endured for financial gain.
Jobs used to connect to communities, fostering a sense of pride and belonging beyond the satisfaction that can come from a hard day’s work. They were still shit then, much more so in many cases and certainly in terms of difficulty/danger, but people generally felt “in it together” and worked together to get things done.
But over the years, as jobs have become increasingly detached from communities, more sedentary and significantly more micromanaged and isolated, middle management have filled the vacuum with absolute bollocks. And my word what excellent bollocks it all is.
Stuff like Agile exists mostly to give dumbass middle managers a nice, easy set of instructions so they don’t have to think too much about how to actually manage people. If productivity goes up, bonus, and doubly so if they can justify a few “efficiencies” with it, but a quick look at the enormous decline in productivity over the years suggests such things aren’t the primary goal of this management speak nonsense. Because if it was about productivity, we’d be declaring it a massive failure.
Work is pretty simple really. Give people work (preferably delegated according to skills/knowledge/experience), give them a reasonable deadline to complete it, performance manage them if they don’t keep up. It’s not fucking rocket science. But of course, keeping it simple doesn’t require an army of middle managers stanking the place up with their aftershave and exhaust fumes. Nope, in order to justify their increasingly bonkers existence and apparent need to multiply like a fucking virus, they need to create a whole ecosystem of management toss to measure their metaphorical little chodes with.
If you’re one of these middle managers, you’re probably well impressed by the idea of bringing your flexy little boss theories into your home music management regime. Most of us aren’t middle managers though (at least not yet, but I guess one day the west will all be middle managers, if current rates of spread are anything to go by).
Most of us don’t like it, because most of us don’t like our jobs, because most of us have middle managers gobbing off about shit they don’t really understand all day instead of doing their fucking job.
Doesn’t GQ magazine have a forum? They’d probably love this sort of shit over there…
Just my opinion like, don’t cry about it. Please try to take this in the same spirit of jovial self-delusion that most of my posts are written in.