Sidewalks??? In LA??? You kiddin’???

  • what we call roads, you noobs give quaint little nicknames. Like Autobahn.

  • Sidewalks? Aren’t those the things that the valet parker is standing on when you need to park your Escalade?

Ooohhh….what about

  • Sidewalks? We got rid of them so German tourists in Santa Monica would get hit by cars instead of mugged.*

In all seriousity, some of the neighborhoods near Playa, like Culver City and Santa Monica would be great bike commutes, depending on whether you are okay in heavy traffic.

Plus, believe it or not, there is public transportation here. It’s not fully featured but between the rapid commuter buses and light rail, it has become more viable.

I have friends who bike to the stop/station then jump on public transport until they get close enough then back on the bike.

*tasteless, I know. But if you lived here in the late 90’s you would get the reference.

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