My answer goes in a slightly different direction: I would love to own a real upright bass, but the physical space requirements make it a non-starter. I’ve played bass for 25 years and would love to have access to that sonic palette, but alas, the suckers are big.
There’s all these interesting concepts and ideas involved with microphones. The fact that a physical thing imparts some kind of character to the sound is really cool. Some work well with percussion, some work well with vocals, etc. Also, it kind of blew my mind that you can do mid/side capture with microphones too.
Hah, these things probably would seem kinda obvious to people coming from a less electronic direction (?)
But I wouldn’t be getting anywhere with my music, the occasional field recording or some specific sampling is all I ever really get in contact with microphones.
A mellotron. Sounds so awesome but I don’t think I would do it justice. If I would play in a traditional band like I did 20 years ago and not making music by myself as now it would be top of my list.
One thing I still don’t quite understand is expensive mics. I could understand paying 400-800 for a good condenser or something, but what is it about mics in the thousands / five-figures that makes them so good?
Also, I’d love to own a Moog One someday, or a Buchla. Don’t think that’s happening though.
I don’t get it either. Surely a $10,000 mic has an equivalent that sounds 99% as good for $1000? Can these guys really hear the difference? I think some dudes just have a lot of money and want boutique stuff just because.
I mean I’m mostly convinced I’ll never buy my own analog mixing console… It’s just easier to use a computer and plug-ins.
I mean people are saying UAD plug-ins sound exactly like the preamps and compressors and EQs they’re modeling. Even me being the poor bedroom musician I am I’m fine with a Waves plugin that gets me almost all the way there. A lot of famous mixers are going 100% ITB now.
I’ve been in studios with custom Telefunken and Neumann mics that were quite a bit more expensive than the U47. The engineers swore by them.
Obviously as with everything, incremental improvements in character and performance come at a very high cost. That last 1% that pushes a thing over the top is going to have an extraordinary price.