When I finally sold my '98 Nissan Sentra I made a dance track:
"She seems brand new but she’s blast from the past
She’s got four cylinders, inline, and she’s easy on gas
Them five-inch subwoofers won’t let you don’t
Her cloud-grey paint makes her the talk of the town.
Seeeeentraaaa-aha! 98 NISSAN SENTRA!
Let me tell you about 98 Nissan Sentra. You don’t change her oil, you give her a foot rub, you ask her how her day went. You don’t fill Nissan Sentra up with gas, you take her out for a beautiful seafood dinner. Nissan Sentra doesn’t get stolen, she leaves you for another man, and that’s her prerogative."