Thanks all, guys. Continues good advise. I very much appreciate it and feel a lot better prepared.
In the spirit of true priorities, I will acquire the goat before anything else. I will sell my instruments if I have to. I can perform with a goat. And I can make noises while I do. It’d count as avant garde, and be cool in its own way.[/quote]
LOL…

Once knew a guy that lived in one of those sharehouses where everybody is at a crazy/genius level - One weekend he found a goat somewhere (no idea how, he lived in the inner city) so for the next few days he took the goat with him to whatever parties he went to.

Everybody thought it was awesome. True story.