We need a new, post-song mode Elektron Conspiracy theory

plragde · 2023-09-08T20:35:24.045Z

people are people

shigginpit · 2023-09-08T20:35:46.972Z

show me proof.

pidgeo · 2023-09-08T20:41:58.252Z

bring it

xidnpnlss · 2023-09-08T20:43:02.522Z

Knobcon is upon us, after all.

plragde · 2023-09-08T20:44:25.639Z

shigginpit:

show me proof.

In Agda (a proof assistant using intuitionistic type theory):

People = Set

people-are-people : ∀ {P : People} → P → P
people-are-people p = p

your_lamp · 2023-09-08T20:50:36.482Z

Which of these will be the next addition to the Digi boxes?

Kits
Direct Jump pattern change
Power Handle
Lo-fi “OT” mode

0 voters

shigginpit · 2023-09-08T20:55:04.535Z

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I hear that you specialize in this type of problem, I need some help with my answer.

reeloy · 2023-09-08T20:59:00.494Z

…just saw my predictions from one year ago…

well, seems the clock is ticking different in sweden…

…therefor, digitrack will be next years party…

plragde · 2023-09-08T21:02:53.980Z

You’ve got the “keep changing the terms of reference” part of conspiracy theories down, for sure. I’m not as quick on diagrams and memes. In fact, I’m not even sure I reinstalled OmniGraffle (my usual diagram software) the last time I changed laptops (checks: no, in fact, it is not here, further evidence that I have given up attempting to communicate effectively).

shigginpit · 2023-09-08T21:05:54.195Z

there is no I in the word team, that’s what I was always told as I sat on the bench awaiting my turn which never came.

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Andreas_R · 2023-09-11T10:24:02.333Z

That, would actually be an amazing feature

shigginpit · 2023-09-11T10:26:11.876Z

Kegeratorz:

Song mode is a hoax to interfere with elections.

whoah. you should get paid to write these.

Andreas_R · 2023-09-11T10:27:47.191Z

Juniper_Steels:

Korg buys Elektron, releases OT Mk3 replacing crossfader with Kaoss-style X-Y pad.

Either that or a joystick

kippertoffee · 2023-09-11T10:30:38.433Z

Mono audio on the Digitakt is a conspiracy to get people to buy 2 Digitakts.

shigginpit · 2023-09-11T10:31:52.664Z

So kawai is buying elektron now then? I thought Korg for sure.

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Andreas_R · 2023-09-11T17:39:41.090Z

Well, Korg has a joystick on the Wavestation and Wavestate.

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But of course with scenes A,B, C, D…

And to make it a conspiracy, thre reason it hasn’t been done is because this device would use the same parts and similar software as a time traveling machine. There the government has their eyes and finger on this development very closely.

shigginpit · 2023-09-11T17:46:04.896Z

The patent drawings for korg’s wavestation containing the large hadron collider did not pass unnoticed.

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Juniper_Steels · 2023-09-11T17:52:17.216Z

shigginpit:

large hadron collider

I’ve seen bigger.

shigginpit · 2023-09-11T17:54:08.764Z

I just spit out my hadron.

Fin25 · 2023-09-11T18:51:34.640Z

Juniper_Steels:

I’ve seen bigger.

Well I think it’s a good size.