NOT ONLY does the proper pronunciation of “Moog” rhyme with “Vouge” (and despite the fact Bob Moog himself said either pronunciation was correct because members of his family disagreed about the proper pronunciation…), it should ALSO have individual outs, poly, sampling, FX sends, a mixer, transform into more professional, money-conscious version of yourself and start putting in resumes to get you outta that dead end job, and solve once and for all the circumstances surrounding the construction of Stonehenge (the site of Elektron’s next product unveiling), actually make you harder, better, faster, stronger, compose a (intelligent, critically acclaimed but ultimately ignored/subversive and ignored by mainsteam but gains followers in the underground scene of your choice/Hipster-step/Miley Cyrus- FREELY MODDABLE by the LFO) album for you while you sleep, and still should not sequence via MIDI on PRINCIPAL AT THIS POINT.

Which is all I have to say about the new Elektron pronunciation of “Moog”!

CRAP! I’m stuck in a loop!