Get a cheap Midi-CV convertor… and attach a little servo to the gate-out
put engine in box… and jam away 
Cant garantee it would work… but it was the easiest way that popped in my head.
I do like the idea allot… good thinking… so yeah, if somebody could build an ardiuno
board that eats midi (and i do not mean the usb-midi) and drive a little servo that makes the box shake in time. the size of a sigaret case… dont mind cable… be great… awesome
handy