Should have gone to Venetian Snares
THIS JUST IN!
PRESIDENT MISTER WHISKERS JUST LAUNCHED A NUKE TOWARDS DOGSVILLE, INDIANA!!! THE POPULATION OF 13,000 ARE NOW ALL DEAD! THE GENEVA CONVENTION IS HOLDING AN EMERGENCY MEETING. INDEPENTDENT MILITIAS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS, BECAUSE MISTER WHISKERS HAS BEEN CHASING THE SNIPER LAZER AROUND PREVENTING THEM FROM MAKING A SHOT!
Reporting live, this is Man Handsome.
no nukes.
The one to truly worry about is #3. That man has no fear of death.
yeah, he’s a frontrunner. I’m also wary of tevas with socks. The fact that he managed to get his jeans all the way off with that combo engaged says “danger”
Secret Furvice reports intelligence of a plot to catnap the purresident…
Yeah, OK, I’m going…
you could have just said “we’ve uncovered a plot to catnap the president” and it would have been funnier but I accept your joke.
What’s wrong with catnip? It’s my understanding that he loves that stuff!
but he didn’t inhale.
no way im choosing #3.
despite the the hamburger on the floor…there is no mayo on those fries.
how can you trust a man so weak in your fight?
