I’ve shown the best parts to my kids for years.
Been shouting “NONE SHALL PASS” like a madman when they shouldn’t. Burning witches… Riding ghost horses…
Till the day they asked me to watch it entirely. And loved it, considering it a true classic.
This day I understood that I had accomplished my job as a dad.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. I also play synths on occasion.
TFW a dog has a classier ride than you.
I had about 3 guilty, painful lolz and now I feel like a bad person.
the best part of wa-king up, is folgers iiin youur ccupp
I was supposed to feel guilty with that one? Oops
Octatrack has been known to cause brain damage.
One of the worst gifts I got from Elektron
Both important skills for a bartender…
It’s not like half of Elektronauts’ users didn’t try to warn you…
Repetition is often one of the key features of minimalism after all.
