Arf… we don’t go this way 
Ok, we’ll settle for petanque 
So my garden will be trampoline free no longer…
Fuckers have finally won.
So I spent half the weekend digging out and levelling the rolling hills of my lawn so I can have a flat surface to put the fucking thing on.
But she’s also now decided that my little temporary patio where the shed used to be (that was gonna be my growing area) needs to be a muddy play area for the kids. No problem I thought, I can use the slabs under the trampoline, then just a little digging out and a bit of topsoil/wood chip and Bob’s your uncle…
I’m over two foot deep and the hardcore keeps going…
Thinking of starting my own little mining operation.
And here’s all the earth I removed for the bouncy cunt…
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