To to clarify, I meant that the loops can’t be cut up, or really manipulated like a sample in a flex machine (for example). I’m aware that “static” is also used as a machine specific terminology, my apologies for the confusion.
To be ultra clear, watch the https://youtu.be/9r38r3BIgew?t=28s from time stamp 0:28 - 1:02, and you’ll see Tim Exile explain his performance setup. In such, he shows off his ability to capture a loop, and then reloop the loop (and though he doesn’t call it out, he records the filter tweaks he did over the loops). In essence, I was saying “the pickup machines can’t do this (nods to Tim), for instance, right?”
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[b]Rusty Said:
“Such a well thought out reply deserves a well thought out reply, which I’ll get around to in a day or two, hectic weekend.”[/b]
Then I eagerly await when the elaborative mood strikes you.
I’ll be here. 
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darenager Said:
“I won’t be quite so diplomatic about my views on the pick-up machines”[/b]
… and I thank you. I appreciate your bluntness (especially when $1k of my money is on the line).
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Thank you all for your contributions.
If anybody else feels like they’d like to lend additionally perspective, I welcome that as well.