Power's out!

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:13:06.139Z

Y’all are getting right fucked down there with these “atmospheric rivers.” We’re lucking out up here in Oregon, typically we take the brunt of it. Best of luck to you and hopefully it takes the edge off the drought, at least for a bit anyway…

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T00:18:50.665Z

recent juniper steels candid photograph at the gun show
goes viral

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:19:58.362Z

Where in the fuck did you find that? Christ I was drunk…

error.eyes · 2023-03-22T00:20:21.013Z

I live in a building that have two big’ol palm trees right outside the entrance, one of them is right outside my window, and it is swaying back and forth like it is at a Grateful Dead concert, high on who knows what…

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:20:49.770Z

error.eyes:

high on who knows what…

I know what…

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T00:21:35.506Z

pinned to the bathroom stall at a truck stop arbys

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:25:27.110Z

My truck stop days are through. Let’s just say the roast beef at a truck stop Arby’s isn’t the worst roast beef at the truck stop. You can find much worse there.

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T00:33:08.192Z

struggling not to take this joke any further

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:38:13.345Z

Juniper_Steels:

You can find much worse there.

And you don’t even have to look very hard.

sinktothesea · 2023-03-22T00:38:19.617Z

I think that we can all see where this is going…

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:44:40.420Z

Sorry to derail the thread.

When the power’s out, I have a 26500mah power bank for the boxes and a few acoustic guitars to pluck on.

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T00:46:09.386Z

sinktothesea:

I think that we can all see where this is going…

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shigginpit · 2023-03-22T00:50:51.165Z

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Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T00:56:05.401Z

That was back when I was selling psychedelics to palm trees. Really takes me back.

Edit: We’re hijacking the thread

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T00:59:47.722Z

I feel like such a jerk, meanwhile he’s playing his french horn to drown out the noise of our shitposting

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T01:01:36.438Z

Better than playing a shit horn to drown out our Frenchposting I suppose.

sinktothesea · 2023-03-22T01:43:50.560Z

It’s not even a french horn. It’s a bassoon.

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T02:02:45.752Z

calling it a french horn was a little bassoon humor, I remember you saying you lived in new orleans and saw no bassoonists.

Juniper_Steels · 2023-03-22T02:12:20.068Z

@shigginpit you’re losing your edge. First, there was nothing about a - shall we say - “neglected trombone” after I dropped “shit horn,” then no comment regarding “blowing a double reed” after the French horn was identified as a bassoon.

shigginpit · 2023-03-22T02:20:00.635Z

If I make one joke about a

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it’s all over.

I throw in the towel.