“Ah whats up doc? See I want a better 4 voice analog synthesesizer,
dat’s what it says it is on the front panel, right doc?
Mehyeah midi smidi, chomp chomp chomp, I already got 6 hardware 50+ track midi seq capababilities”
(in a Bugs Bunny voice for full effect)

To those mididiots: buy something with a midi sequencer and move on, not hard, nor expensive.