Music memes (Part 2)

The 80’s and 90’s were all about jingles and sing song kinda message delivery. They had to be particularly catchy because they didn’t have the internet to fall back on.

These diamond center commercials are always funny.

obligatory federated commercial (not a jingle)

Another was the Merry Christmas from Payless jingle, which also still haunts me every holiday season.

poorly aged 90’s commercials lol some gems here

Kept trying to remember how this one went. Remembered the part about the popomatic bubble pretty clearly for some reason.

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Let’s hope Haliburton can hit another game winner tonight! Clutch AF!

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I couldn’t help memorizing this as a kid. Let me see if I’ve still got it in there:

Big mac, McBLT, quarter pounder with some cheese,
Fila o fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a happy meal,
McDonalds tasty golden french fries, regular and larger size
A salad, fresh or garden or a chicken salad oriental,

Big big breakfast something something hot hot cakes and sausage
Maybe biscuit bacon egg and cheese or sausage, danish, hash brown too,
Or for desert hot apple pie, or sunday — three varieties
A soft-serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolety chip cookies

Or to drink… turns out I forget all the drinks. Probably Coke. I think, weirdly, “orange drink” was in there?

I love McDonalds good time great taste
and I get this all in one place.

Guess if I was the people on the record, I would have lost near the end.

EDIT: some googling led to the missing drink line

And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and orange drink, A Sprite and coffee, decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an orange juice.

The rest of this jingle is right there in my brain like singing happy birthday. But I will swear to you on my Prophet 12 this might as well be the first time I’ve seen this line. I have no idea why the rest stuck so strong and this is just no where. Brains are trippy.

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kind of like…

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“You put an ice cube in, you get a snow cone be out”

I’ve memorized them all too. And some replay in my head to this day.
Jingle writers who did their job correctly.

“Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun”

Snoopy brusha brusha toothbrush
When you get up in the morning….

Member that one?

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this one right? lol

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She’s certainly verifying the date of their first album.

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I’m just surprised that people didn’t have more to say about that picture of david bowie.

Looking a bit like annie lennox or something lol

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Everyone is still coming to terms with the psychological trauma you just caused from pointing out our moms looked like Bowie back in the day.

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Good B-side shout for the Mariah Carey tune.

I thought it was simply amazing. Had a good chuckle here in the office.
Having you makes us spoilt, I suppose.

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My first thought was „this must be David Bowie‘s mom „!

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That’s how my Paladin died…

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I showed it to my wife.

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The highest form of compliment!

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“Original”?
That make me believe there’s a trap remix like kazoo kid