flagged. you missed the reference.
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Why are printers so damn difficult? Took me like an hour and a half to get mine to fucking work this afternoon.
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I thought we were talking about salad. This is no place for such vulgarity!
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OK, but that’s pasta salad, not a green salad. I don’t think I’ve ever put mayo on a green salad - that would be like … putting cheese on, no wait, … fuck it, I can’t think of a good analogy. It’s just wrong and the world is wrong and everything is broken now.
Okay, but how do you feel about Caesar salad? Egg is in mayo… egg is in Caesar dressing.
Mayo is tangy gloopy white stuff. A lot of American salad dressings are tangy gloopy white stuff.
Now, you want to see a real weirdo? My wife eats a ton of salad - with no dressing whatsoever! Totally dry. And sandwiches dry, with no mayo or anything! Freaky.
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You can’t have a salad with a meat pie .
This makes me spark with joy.
olive oil in a salad is a must
hey i came here to complain now i forgot about what
#blameSalad
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I made a mistake. Booked a parking spot for my car for 3 weeks less than I was supposed to.
They said they can’t extend it and I’ll have to pay the full day rate for each day over. Adds up to $70 x 21 days.
They won’t be reasonable, I fucked up. And the only people who have my spare key are on their own holidays for a few more weeks.
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#saladShaming
#saladFlexing
#saladProwess
#saladsAren’tReal
#twatmaxxing
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I’ve read some messed up stuff before, but…
Serious question: can you get it towed somewhere else?
#fuckSalad
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I had a friend who would sprinkle water on iceberg lettuce and then add salt and pepper. We aren’t friends anymore.
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You don’t win friends with salad
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@BlankFlag witnessing food crime and reassessing the friendship.
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God I hate that guy. Haha!
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The lettuce guy or Gordon Ramsey? I’m guessing Gordon.
I used to hate him too. But he’s grown on me. I watched several episodes of Kitchen Nightmares (British and American versions). It’s pretty fascinating stuff actually. Explains why so many restaurants close. And he actually seems to genuinely care about people at the end of the day. He just has a very harsh personality and doles out a lot of tough love. But I think he’s squishy on the inside, beyond the exterior hard shell (sort of like some characters in this very thread! 
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Gordon. And I respect your perspective. I’ve seen a couple interviews from him where he’s throwing shade at millennials for “not working hard” and I’m out. I don’t buy in to the fetishization of protestant work ethic.
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Me neither. I rail against the protestant work ethic thing all the time. Pretty much spent my entire adult life reverse engineering it, gamifying it, and flipping it a big old bird finger upon crossing the finish line.
Working hard at things you love = fantastically satisfying
Working hard at things you don’t love, for people you can’t stand, to buy shit you don’t need or want = a fantastic waste of time and life
But I think Gordon genuinely loves food and wants people to succeed. At least in the few old shows I’ve seen. On the other hand… he’s done like 30 different shows and owns something like 500 mediocre restaurants. And Marco Pierre White has basically disowned him. So what do I know?
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Is anyone else having a morning where you have to be at the office for an 8am meeting, so you roll out of bed a little earlier, get out the door, then 3 blocks away you realize you forgot to take your meds, so you hustle back home, take your meds, start over, then remember your staff are coming into the office for some training and you should bring them Timbits, put the mobile order in, walk into the Tim’s and see a line of 20 people all staring at you because it’s cold af out and your beard is frosted over but that’s okay because that’s the only time you look pretty badass, and then your mobile order is up before anyone else because you go there often enough and aren’t creepy to the staff then get to the train only to see it pulling away, but that’s okay because there’s another one in five minutes and then remember you got your staff $200 of the best pizza in the city for lunch because you enjoy your work. Or is that just me?
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It’s fine to not work hard as long as you don’t feel entitled to the fruits of labour without doing the labour.
Tell that to the 1%.
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