When I was in my twenties, I went on a date with someone that ended in a sleepover. The next morning, we rolled, rumpled, out of bed and stumbled to a nearby coffee shop. I felt very cool ordering a large black coffee - until she ordered a kale smoothie. I was like fuck, that is so much cooler than what i ordered, a whole other level. You don’t need a lot of caffeine, you need none at all!
I continued to drink it, though. Then a few years ago - just pre-pandemic, and then the pandemic really didn’t help - I started having pretty consistent and intense anxiety. I reduced my caffeine intake to like a cup of green tea a day for a while, then a year or two ago I was like, ok fuck it, let’s just go for it, and I kicked caffeine altogether.
It was rough, I had the headaches and the exhaustion and the grumpiness and everything, but I made it to the other side and now i don’t mess with caffeine any more beyond the tiny amounts that are in things like chocolate. It has made a huge impact on the old anxiety.
In the same way that I’ve been a vegetarian for a thousand years but have no interest in living off fake meats - give me beans and rice, actual vegetables, food that is made out of food - I wasn’t that interested in replacing coffee with coffee substitutes… until I tried ojoche tostado. Omg. It’s so good, you make it in a French press and it’s strong and bitter, it’s great iced, it’s basically become my boyfriend. I love it. I’m evangelical about it.
…and also it’s expensive, the kind if thing I buy a bag of as a gift to myself when I can afford it, rather than something i have every morning.
I don’t feel like I need a new coffee substitute, but I guess i do want one. Over the years I’ve tried dandelion and chicory and the other go-tos, but none of them ever really stuck. I should probably give them another go.
Anyway, all of this is a characteristically long-winded way of asking, hey Elektronauts, what are your experiences with caffeine? Anybody else quit? No shade toward herbal tea - we’re hippie witches, we’ve got a bookcase full of dried herbs and a dehydrator going 75% of the time, this just is not that - but anybody got any no-caffeine, non-herbal tea drinks they recommend?