Jokes


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#3

This whole thing is going to get locked.


#4

Thats one of my tamer ones…


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#7

did you hear about the magic tractor? went up the road and turned into a field


#8

I would really like to do the ex tractor fan joke now…


#9

A joke thread isn’t really too bad an idea. Who doesn’t need a laugh now and then? But c’mon, why intentionally try to goad the moderators? Those of who who have crossed the line (and you you know very well who you are), leave out the inappropriate stuff out so we don’t have to close the thread and thereby deprive ourselves of a few chuckles.


#10

More than a bit of an OTT reaction there in my opinion! Guessing you won’t be Frankie Boyle’s biggest fan then?!

It’s cool though, probably for the best not allowing these sort of threads. Too much of a minefield.


#11

Easy to say when you’re not the one tasked with cleaning up the mess.


#12

I have to confess. I am crying right now


#13

Then best to lock the thread. What one person finds completely acceptable can far too easily be horrid to another.

We can’t even talk politics round these parts. Jokes are always going to go tits up.


#14

Seems I’m flagged.
Bye, it’s been nice knowing you all xxx


#15

@Scot_Solida

How many flags does it take to get a post hidden?


#16

That is entirely at our discretion. And frankly, it depends on the posts.


#17

I was in the house this morning eating my breakfast when I saw a bunch of lads nicking all the gates off the fronts of people’s houses.
I called out to the wife and said “look at these toe rags”.
As the wife came down to have a look the little scrotes had made their way down the street and were only three doors down from us, nicking every gate off every house along the way.
When the wife saw this she said “you better get out there and have a word, I don’t want them buggering off with our front gate”.

“Nah” said I.
“Why not?” Said the wife.

“Well I wouldn’t want to wind them up, they might take a fence.”


#18

My wife’s such a bad cook she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.*

*Stolen from Lee Mack.


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#20

I hope you meant to write this like a punchline to the setup, made me chuckle