If my second cousin had a bill like that, I’d marry it.
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so your second cousin is an it? or your second cousin is a duck with a less attractive bill
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This.
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what is the denomination of the bill? I may know someone who has a job for that duck that involves tables and glass heels
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This thread has now been taken up to 11.
This duck can work in the kitchen with the rest of the platypi.
Dag nabbit, we’ve gone and ruined another persons well meaning thread.
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What’s this thread even about anyway? I saw that you tagged me, popped over to see what’s up, only to be greeted with the second cousin of my dreams, and now this thread is somehow at 11? Man, what a crazy world…
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This thread is about the montana platypus preservation act which drew legislation from the later years carter administration desire to take the public focus off the freedom of information act and shift it towards the platypus and other inhabitants of montana wetlands.
duh, like 11 bro.
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very smart merge
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Thanks.
Imagine what they will do to us…
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It’s not just you.
I feel incredible guilt watching that squid even though I ate plenty when I was still a meat eater.
The Japanese are very liberal with cuisine and nearly immune to food related guilt, not a judgement just an observation.
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I feel incredibly guilty to still be a meat eater even after having been working in a chicken slaughtering factory for 3 months. Most impactful job in my life, still.
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Same! Mostly. Still meat eater. Hunger for flesh is carnal. Sorry. Wish I could vegan. Too viking. Too leprechaun.
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we survive how we can. us or the chickens (to survive), I choose us.
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We are the lazy chickens.
OK, I’ll get a coffee and some positive vibes,
Cthulhu’s getting too powerful: I’m imagining getting on their side.
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I’m no vegan, I am not in a cult. I just no longer eat meat.
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good vibes lol
even better vibes here.
reminds me of that roland 303 groovebox promo video that’s become so meme’d.
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Cthulhu wrote this hit about his quest for love in the human world, but didn’t get writing credits.
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