George Clooney, Actor

[Zifor]

George colon

[Johnthemoon]

It’s neither a road or an island.

[vasilymilovidov]

I have more respect for Clooney than for MCU-era Downey

[Fin25]

Never met him, but I’m sure he’s a bastard.
It said so on the internet.

[chm_jacques]

Either you’ve seen Out of Sight, or you have not.

[George_Michael]

Two weeks from everywhere

[Hawk]

Urging our exceptional mods to sticky this thread

[synththeory]

He has a doppelganger called Cleorge Gloomy who spends his days kicking pigeons, eating rice pudding out of newspaper and collecting moth balls in his bumbag.

[hallucigenia]

When he quit ER to become a movie star, I remember thinking “good luck with that”

[konputa]

[Kegeratorz]

Geographical oddity

[spazzickagent]

This summer, george your clooneys becasue we bring the bass station with a george your clooney mode with optional wes anderson plocking.

[digiwut]

Bring on the GC Station!

[Bwax]

“muh hair!!”

[Housecliche]

Oh Brother, Where art thou? Is one of the greatest films ever made.

[Kegeratorz]

I second this

Edit: musically it’s amazing too.

[Housecliche]

Yup - The Soggy Bottom Boys “man of constant sorrow” of course, but I always liked the “down to the river” spiritual joint too.

[Kegeratorz]

The whole soundtrack was great, steeped in ol’ timey material.

[sabana]

He changed his name from Ginger to George.

[Housecliche]

OT users will be happy when Elektron jumps on the BS2 hype and introduces Clooney Locks or C-Locks:

Press Yes, Hold Trig and release, Press again and hold for 3 seconds, Press No, go Down to the River to Pray - your next banger appears in the sound pool (Mk2 only).