Or you could spend your twilight years conforming and doing something really worthwhile like this:
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Haha great magazine! I can relate to this a lot, which makes me also bit shamefull. But humor and salfcritisism is very needed.
I used to be reading lots of synth magazines which actuall have similar statements. Basically its made for your to learn and to make you buy stuff.
Anyhow I like this synth propaganda even thou its almost confronting my stupidity. Sometimes its better to act stupid so you are able to enjoy and be playfull 
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I canât tell if this is a spoof or not.
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- and whatâs that box of tissues for ?
- well⌠being a home studio we spill a lot of⌠beer.
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Is there an article on cable management and how it got me 12 more followers on youtube?
If my cables are sorted. My beats are phatter! And my SoundCloud likes bump from 23 to 40. Ugh! Cables!!! 
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social media isnât a good thing
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Iâm looking forward to that Studiologic Sledge cover story.
Now that Iâm actually using my nagra for processing audio, I have to disagree with your sentiment. Nagras, at least the âposerâ model (Nagra III) are mono, and thatâs actually a bit of a PITA. But use any other tape on it than 911 master tape and youâll be unfollowed IMMEDIATELY.
Other than that, your comment was spot on! Space echo with a cool cactus on it - one dayâŚ
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Naww man. Iâm telling you, Studer A807 mk II - thatâs where its at! Stereo, XLR I/O, sounds super pristine @15IPS with just about any tape formula, virtually nonexistent noise floor⌠I work A807s now for a living, hoping I can salvage a used spare unit before I retire.
Will look hella fly in the living room, especially with them instagram-friendly NAB aluminum reels too 
Midlife to the next life 
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Is this a thing? Because it should be. Itâs so true, it hurts. All these awesome instruments and the so little musicâŚ
I want to start my midlife crisis NOW, but the web page seems not setup yet.
BummerâŚnow I have to do it all-by-myselfâŚdonât wanna beâŚ