One time when I was crook around 15-16 years ago (can’t recall if it was flu-like or gastro like but it was less severe than either) after a couple of days I had a bath hoping it would make me feel better. Got out, pulled the plug and went back to bed in the room directly across the hallway. I was feeling feverish, not quite hallucinating but definitely not with it. I happened to let out a fairly loud and longish fart that then transformed into the most terrible screeching sound. I thought I was dying for a couple of seconds before I realised that the fart and the awful noise (the last of the water draining from the bath) were thankfully separate.

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