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Just as sure as a female frog croaks as much as a male frog croaks, rest ASSured that the “princess’s among us do indeed” let their gas pass! We males are just generally more VILE about how we go about it.

On probiotics: be aware that even in concentrated capsule form from such a brand as “Swanson” or “Nature’s Bounty”, probiotics do in-fact help with re-establishing the “Flora” within our gut; my own experience with them actually not only INCREASED my own vile behavior, but reached a point over-the-top ridiculous in that I joked to my mates that kids were lining-up daily in order to have me fill their balloons with flammable methane and the probiotics ended-up actually making it rather “dangerous” in that my undergarments needed to have “splash guards”. After even a Gastroenterologist intervention, I chose in the end to simply just fart and be all natural and not mess around with nature. Be careful, as have since learned you can simply augment your diet with Greek Yogurt, keeping in mind too much of anything can literally backfire in not-so-pleasant ways:-)