Drop your best one liner / pun / quick joke here

[Keet]

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

[captain8]

the world would be a safer place if every man had the same size penis

-Annie Hamilton

[simonbradford]

And the cars would be smaller…

[Juniper_Steels]

@simonbradford

the cars would be smaller

Or they’d all be much larger…

[shigginpit]

What’s the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.

[jrjulius]

I’m working on a screenplay about an unsuccessful delivery business. It’s called, “It Takes One to No One.”

(Too obvious when you write it, too subtle when you say it)

[brass_band_apache]

I bought some belts that are way too large… Huge waist.